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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 02:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Still no good.

CT scan radiation and cancer risk - reassuring and alarming at the same time - Daily Kos

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Live coverage: SpaceX reschedules Starlink delivery mission for midnight hour Tuesday - Spaceflight Now

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why can't the ISS take a picture of Earth and prove to the Flat Earth Society that Earth is not really flat?

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Super-magnetic dead star throws a violent temper tantrum as NASA X-ray spacecraft looks on - Space

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

Minds and Behinds

Fireball streaks through aurora-filled skies photo of the day for June 5, 2025 - Space

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

Why do I sweat so much after shower?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

What is your most erotic sex story?

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are some mind-blowing facts about Michael Jackson?

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Your left and right brain hear language differently − a neuroscientist explains how - The Conversation

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do Democrats never produce a good argument for why Trump was a bad president?